Short on Words, Deep in Meaning

Last month, the LA Times ran a story about 6 word memoirs. That's right, tell your story with just six words. You can read the article here. My favorite responses were: "Ex-wife and contractor now have house" (Drew Peck) and "Brought it to a boil, often." (Mario Batali)

So last week, our ever-creative Grandma Rammell mailed us a few of her own six word memoirs, and challenged us to come up with a few as well. Here are some of hers:

• The dam didn't break until 1976. (The Teton Dam flooded the family farm)
• Mr. Rammell doesn't live here anymore.
  
• Will trade: double bed for motorcycle.
• Moving Sale: cemetery plot, no view.
• Fifty years with Merrill: what's next?
• Bobbie's got her groove back now.
• He didn't think it was loaded.
  
• Go! The light is still yellow.

And here is what we came up with last night:

• Finally having babies: I'm so tired.
• Baby want food, food, food, food.
  
• Pregnant woman demands cake, tangelos, Applebee's.
• I chase a baby... all day.
• Family far, but Diana close -- perfect.
• Lovely Diana, rambunctious Isaac, life's good.
• Just graduated, but wanna go back.
• Birthday in June, buy me books.
• Let's camp this summer, call us!
• Not rich, not poor, just happy
• Long walks, camping trips, hot cocoa
  

So now, dear readers, come up with some six word memoirs of your own! Post them as a comment!

UPDATE: We have had over 100 hits on our blog since I posted this. And, thanks to Google Analytics, I know what cities they are coming from. So, I want some six line memoirs here or I am going to start naming names.